Banned Vinyl Collection
Through advanced knowledge of the dark arts, we are making rifts in the ether to pull songs from parallel dimensions and transform them into our own. The results are songs that push boundaries and redefine what music can be. These are the artists that "should not be." This is Banned Vinyl.
Come for the joke - stay for the music. Caveat Emptor.
And yes, it is really just a joke. None of the singers are real.
"Backdoor Virgin" - Morbid Aynal (2000s Death Metal Hit Song)
"Make Me Gag On That Thang" - Dragonshaft (Epic 2000s Scandinavian Power Metal)
"You'd Eat *** From The Back" - Jenni (90s Trance)
Give Him H*** For Christmas - Glenda Fairbach (60s Holiday Hit Song)
"One In The Pink, Four In The Stink" - Anallica (90s Heavy Metal)
"Deep Inside My ***hole" - Natasha (70s Disco Classic)
"Show Me Your P*nis" - Sharona (1950s Rockabilly Classic)
"My Rectum Is Possessed" - Kathie May (50s Soul Vinyl)
"I Thought I'd Get My *** Eaten" - Verona Cunti (1990s Dance Classic)
"Plant Your Seed In My ***" - Dragonshaft (2000s Power Metal Rarity)
"Do The Front Höle Tonight" - Erectica (2000s Symphonic Metal)
"I'll Bend Over And Beg For It" - The F*sted (00s Alternative Rock)
"Nut In My B***" - Natasha (70s Disco Hit)
My *** Shook All Night Long - Highway to Hershey (80s Hard Rock)
Deeply In My Shi**er - Saint Aynus (2000s Doom Metal)
"It Won't Fit In My Sl*t" - Glenda Fairbach (60s Pop Classic)
"Hungry For Your P***" - Highway to Hershey (80s Hard Rock)
"My A** Is Gaping For Your Love" - Dragonshaft (2000s Power Metal)
"Grease That P*** Or No Back Hole" - Analuciferia (2020s Dark Techno)
"Milk The Goblin" - Dragonshaft (00s Epic Power Metal)
**** My Pink While You F*nger My Stink - Analle Johnson (Banned 80s Ballad Lyric Video)
"I Gave My *** To Him" - The Fisted (2000s Alternative Rock)
"Stick It In The Back, Jack" - Natasha (70s Disco Sensation)
"Rub It On My Lips" - Assatanica (00s Metal)
"Sit On Your Face" - Glenda Fairbach (60s Pop Classic)
"Sit On Your Face" - Raven Lynne (00s Country Rock)
"I’m a Good Girl, But I Love ****" - Sharona (1950s Rockabilly Classic)
"I Want Your Love Down My Throat" - Sally Owens (80s Pop Ballad from 1983)
"Summer Night S*domy" - Buttlust (2010s Industrial Metal)
"Impaled By The Troll's Giant ***" - Dragonshaft (Epic 00s Power Metal)