HOA Madness

HOA Tried To Make Me Pay Special Assessments, But I Was Never A Member

Karen Tried Fining Me For My Mailbox, So I Removed The Postal Cluster Box Serving Her Street

I Caught HOA Members Using My Well Water, And Sent Them The Water Bill

I Caught HOA Dumping Trash On My Property, So I Returned It To Their Doorsteps

HOA Fined Me For My Purple Mailbox, So I Painted My Entire Barn Purple

HOA Fined Me For My Gravel Driveway, Unaware Paved Roads Violate My Historic Property Protection

HOA Demanded I Trim My Hedges, Didn't Know They're Protected Heritage Plants Under State Law

HOA Threatened To Tow My Truck, So I Bought The Parking Lot And Quadrupled Their Monthly Fees

HOA Karen Climbed My Fence To Photograph Violations, So I Called The Sheriff For Trespassing

HOA Built A Golf Course On My Forest Land, So I Revoked Their Easement And Watched Them Panic

HOA Claimed My Driveway Expansion Was Illegal, I Have Permits Signed By Three City Departments

HOA Said My Vegetable Garden Violated Landscape Rules, Now I Supply Their Farmer's Market

HOA Fined Me For Parking My Firetruck At Home, Until The Chief Showed Them My Badge

HOA Called Police On My Bonfire, Unaware I'm The Fire Chief And Approved It Myself

HOA Fined Me For Parking RV, It Was Actually A Tiny Home Office

HOA Called Code Enforcement On My Greenhouse, So I Banned Them From Using My Well Water Forever

HOA Banned My Food Truck, Then Begged Me To Cater Their Events

HOA Sent Lawyers to Shut Down My Forge, Until They Learned I Hold the Utility Easement for 200 Homes