HOA Madness
HOA Tried To Make Me Pay Special Assessments, But I Was Never A Member
Karen Tried Fining Me For My Mailbox, So I Removed The Postal Cluster Box Serving Her Street
I Caught HOA Members Using My Well Water, And Sent Them The Water Bill
I Caught HOA Dumping Trash On My Property, So I Returned It To Their Doorsteps
HOA Fined Me For My Purple Mailbox, So I Painted My Entire Barn Purple
HOA Fined Me For My Gravel Driveway, Unaware Paved Roads Violate My Historic Property Protection
HOA Demanded I Trim My Hedges, Didn't Know They're Protected Heritage Plants Under State Law
HOA Threatened To Tow My Truck, So I Bought The Parking Lot And Quadrupled Their Monthly Fees
HOA Karen Climbed My Fence To Photograph Violations, So I Called The Sheriff For Trespassing
HOA Built A Golf Course On My Forest Land, So I Revoked Their Easement And Watched Them Panic
HOA Claimed My Driveway Expansion Was Illegal, I Have Permits Signed By Three City Departments
HOA Said My Vegetable Garden Violated Landscape Rules, Now I Supply Their Farmer's Market
HOA Fined Me For Parking My Firetruck At Home, Until The Chief Showed Them My Badge
HOA Called Police On My Bonfire, Unaware I'm The Fire Chief And Approved It Myself
HOA Fined Me For Parking RV, It Was Actually A Tiny Home Office
HOA Called Code Enforcement On My Greenhouse, So I Banned Them From Using My Well Water Forever
HOA Banned My Food Truck, Then Begged Me To Cater Their Events
HOA Sent Lawyers to Shut Down My Forge, Until They Learned I Hold the Utility Easement for 200 Homes