Tolkien Rants

Hi, I'm your Gen Alpha host, Amani, a Certified Denethor Hater. Here I dispute random LOTR opinions, share my thoughts on characters and generally make brainrot content about Lord of the Rings and some other books and movies and stuff.

What personality type is Faramir? | Characters + 16 personalities

What personality type is Faramir? | Characters + 16 personalities
Why I LOVE Denethor

Why I LOVE Denethor
Stop calling Mr. Darcy a jerk.

Stop calling Mr. Darcy a jerk.
Denethor defenders... We need to talk.

Denethor defenders... We need to talk.
The Song of Durin | Tolkien Songs

The Song of Durin | Tolkien Songs
Sorting Pride & Prejudice characters into Hogwarts Houses

Sorting Pride & Prejudice characters into Hogwarts Houses
BRAINROT LOTR MEMES.

BRAINROT LOTR MEMES.
The 8 WORST scenes in Peter Jackson's LOTR trilogy

The 8 WORST scenes in Peter Jackson's LOTR trilogy
Did the movies BREAK Denethor?

Did the movies BREAK Denethor?
I don't get Hermione's Secret

I don't get Hermione's Secret
Why Faramir is the Anti-Snape

Why Faramir is the Anti-Snape
You're wrong about Eowyn.

You're wrong about Eowyn.
a DEFINITIVE tier-ranking of LOTR characters

a DEFINITIVE tier-ranking of LOTR characters
Peter Jackson DIDN'T ruin Faramir!

Peter Jackson DIDN'T ruin Faramir!
Elijah Wood was PERFECTLY cast to play Frodo Baggins

Elijah Wood was PERFECTLY cast to play Frodo Baggins