HOA Disaster

I Refused HOA Demands To Share My Irrigation System, And They Regretted Threatening Me

HOA Tried Banning My Electric Car Charger, New State Law Requires They Allow It

HOA Threatened Liens On My Cottage, So I Foreclosed On Their Community Pool And Sold It

HOA Tried To Seize My Beehives, Until The Bees Handled It For Me

HOA Fined Me For My Rooster Crowing, So I Got Ten More Roosters

HOA Tried To Tow My Tractor, But I Owned The Road They Parked On

HOA Built A Basketball Court On My Field, So I Plowed It Under And Planted Corn The Next Morning

HOA Karen Threatened To Sue Over My Flagpole, Then Learned I'm Protected Under Military Law

HOA Karen Complained About My Windmill, Then Panicked When Her Power Bill Tripled Without My Energy

Karen From HOA Demanded My WiFi Password, So I Canceled The Internet Service I Provide Her Community

HOA Tried Claiming My Orchard As Common Space, Judge Threw It Out When I Showed The Survey

HOA Karen Demanded My Private Beach Access, Then Learned I Own The Entire Coastline

HOA Banned My Ham Radio Antenna, Then Hurricane Hit And I Was Their Only Communication

HOA Painted Over My Mural Calling It Graffiti, Turns Out It Was Commissioned By The City

HOA Said My Treehouse Violated Rules, Turns Out My Property Line Includes Their President's Backyard

HOA Fined Me For Wind Chimes, So I Started A Meditation Business

HOA Tried to Seize My Workshop for Unpaid Fees, So I Proved They Built Their Gate on My Deed

Karen Called The HOA On My Lemonade Stand, Then My Customers Started A Petition

HOA President Stole My Parking Spot, Until My Lawyer Showed Up With The Original Deed