Captain Xaiv
just a Hmong-American indigenous feller tryna rant about movies to his fellow sailors... do please enjoy my rants...
I also have nowhere else to talk about'em so...yeah. feel free to linger or leave a comment about how repetitive i am

It's a SOLID installment in the JW FRANCHISE | Ballerina (no spoilers)

This COULDA BEEN so much BETTER | Karate Kid Legends (no spoilers)

The END of an ERA | Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning (no spoilers)

There's something MAGICAL here | The Legend of Ochi (no spoilers)

A STEP BACK in the RIGHT DIRECTION | Thunderbolts* (no spoilers)

So it seems like we HAVE to SURVIVE... | UNTIL DAWN (no spoilers)

ACCOUNTING on a SPECTRUM. 9 years later... | The Accountant 2 (no spoilers)

An ALTERNATE MR. ROBOT Universe | The Amateur (no spoilers)

We JIVIN' UP in HERE | Sinners (no spoilers)

NAH, I'm with THE BOYS! | Warfare (no spoilers)

WHAT in the BRAINROT CRAFT is this?!? | A Minecraft Movie (minor spoilers)

Had the WHOLE THEATER to MYSELF | Black Bag (no spoilers)

Okay, this is FRUSTRATING | Death of a Unicorn (no spoilers)

Y'all NEED to WATCH THIS | Ash (no spoilers)

BROWN SNOW and the "MODERN" AUDIENCE | Snow White (spoilers)

PRETTY. GENERIC and DUMB. | The Electric State (no spoilers)

YEAH, this movie ROCKS | Novocaine (no spoilers)

Disney got me SUSSIN' out the SHOW | Daredevil: Born Again (with spoiler talk)

Another BONG JOON-HO SPECIAL, baby! | Mickey 17 (no spoilers)

DON'T have THALASSOPHOBIA watching this | Last Breath (very minor spoilers)

Idk if it's a FAITHFUL ADAPTATION but it does have MONKE | The Monkey (no spoilers)

*sigh* MLG Snipers have ULTRA HIGH RENDER DISTANCE | The Gorge (no spoilers)

BEING MID AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH | Captain America: Brave New World (no spoilers)

This ONE'S a QUICKY | Heart Eyes (no spoilers)

I feel BAD for KE HUY QUAN and DANIEL WU | Love Hurts (no spoilers)

A DISTRACTION for the KIDS | Dog Man (no spoilers)

Ehh, it's AIGHT. Kinda MID. Cool CONCEPT tho | Companion (spoilers at the end)

This one AIN'T for EVERYONE but it IS for ME | Presence (spoilers at the end)

It sucks BUT it also ROCKS | Flight Risk (no spoilers)

A LOVELY way to un-ALIVE yourself | The Room Next Door (no spoilers)