Low Effort Trolling
Minimal effort for annoying a deadbeat
DALE be so forgettable, i forgot i had these OFF STREAM matches from saturday, so here y'all go.
even against players who aren't that good, DALE still struggles to get out of PLATINUM (ON STREAM)
DALE returns to SF6 ON STREAM for some salt, and proves he should have just stayed gone.
Low Tier God: has NO DAYS OFF from the salt. slides farther and farther from diamond (off stream)
Low Tier God: happy saturday! more OFF STREAM SF6. no snipers yet dale is still stuck in platinum.
Low Tier God: SAYS NO MORE SF6... which is good because im having to cut out more and more each time
Low Tier God: DALE finds it hard to rank up when he QUITS EVERY OTHER MATCH.
Low Tier God: BACK ON TEKKEN just to suspend it again, i guess. i can't even tell with this duuu.
Low Tier God: "ILL RANK UP OFFSTREAM" weird, because it looks like you are just hardstuck plat, bum.
Low Tier God: COMPLETE AND UTTER COGNITIVE COMBUSTION. dale loses at both SF6 and Tekken 8.(replays)
LOL COW GOD: DALE STILL LOVES ALANA. first half of placements go just as expected. (all losses. 0-5)
Lol Cow God: has his mai drop out of diamond IMMEDIATELY
Low Tier God: another day, another batch of half played games and quits.
Lol Cow God: Gets challenged to a set, gets eviskerated profusely and is left wanting revenge.
Low Tier God: confirmed abuser and diddy apologist gets worked in SF6
Low Tier God: a couple days worth of street fighter replays, because dale quits after one hit.
Lol Cow God: no matter the game, dale can't seem to FINISH A FIGHT.
Lol Cow God: getting a NEW KITTEN wont fill the void in your EMPTY HEART, DALE
Lol Cow God: couldn't resist the SYRUP of tekken 8. dont worry NO BODY misses you.
Low Tier God: seeing how dales FIGHTING GAMES SUSPENSION is going. (its bad)
LTG: instead of spending time with his HIGH SCHOOL GF, dale has a LOSS STREAK on a game he HATES.
Low Tier God: can only confirm the TAUNT to GET BODIED combo
Lol Cow God: HARADA tells dale to STOP QUITTING (even in player matches)
unlike DALE i took the weekend off. so enjoy this catchup post of LOW TIER GOD LOSSES.
Low Tier God RETURNS to Tekken after a VERY LONG HIATUS (1 day) and CANT WIN even in sandbag lobbies
LOW TIER GOD says Tekken is SUSPENDED no anti quitsies no startsies TRIPLE STAMPED (REAL this time)
Lol Cow God: not content with the off stream losses, dale gets HARD STUCK RED on stream.
Lol Cow God: MR BEEF IS BACK! ufc and LOW RANK tekken. dale's perfect saturday night.
Lol Cow God: like dales life, his CONTROLLER KEEPS FALLING APART (quick derank, bum replays)
Lol Cow God: PURPLE is the new BLUE for dale. ONLY LOSSES REPLAYS.