HOA Moment

HOA Demanded I Remove My Chicken Coop, So I Moved It Closer To Their Clubhouse

HOA Said My Front Yard Wildflowers Were Weeds, They're A Certified Pollinator Habitat

HOA Said My Shed Was Too Big, It Houses Equipment For The Volunteer Fire Department

I Found HOA Installing Cameras Facing My Property, So I Aimed Floodlights At Theirs

I Refused HOA Pool Access Through My Land, And They Tried To Sue Me

I Caught HOA Members Cutting My Fence Down, So I Sent Them The Repair Bill

HOA Tried Forcing Me To Join After I Bought My Ranch, Court Ruled My Deed Predates Their Existence

HOA Tried Annexing My Farmhouse Into Their District, So I Got The County To Block Their Expansion

HOA Fined Me For My Fence Color, So I Built A Wall Blocking Their Only Scenic View

HOA Fined Me For Parking My RV, Unaware I Own The Road They Use To Access Their Homes

Karen Tried Forcing Me Into Her HOA, So I Annexed Her Subdivision Into My Private Estate

HOA Towed My Vintage Car Calling It Junk, It Sold At Auction For Forty Thousand Dollars

HOA Karen Towed My Ambulance During My Shift, Then Called 911 When Her Husband Collapsed

Karen Demanded I Paint My Shed Beige, So I Bought Her House And Painted It Neon Pink

HOA Fined Me For Vegetable Garden, So I Reminded Them I Supply Water To The Entire Development

HOA Karen Tried to Fine Me for My Solar Panels, Didn't Know I Supply Power to Her Entire Street