FAIRy NEWS

FAIR(y) NEWS — Official Channel Description
Official broadcast from the Bureau of Calm Headlines.
FAIR(y) NEWS is a fictional parody newsroom where everything is made up — yet somehow makes more sense than reality.
Every weekday we deliver one minute of peaceful absurdity: short animated reports, straight-faced anchors, and stories verified by absolutely no one. From bridges that cross themselves to winds on vacation — we cover the news that never happened, but should have.
Our mission: to provide a daily escape from chaos, anxiety, and over-serious headlines.
If the world feels too loud, tune in for a quiet laugh — and remember: in our newsroom, facts don’t matter, tone does.
Subscribe for daily nonsense with integrity.
Have an idea for tomorrow’s headline? Leave it in the comments — our editors are listening (probably).