GlüpfirSICH

Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?!?

'Banged Up' new series - Peter Hitchens meets his cellmate

Patrick Bateman listens to eerie black metal

Roxy Music - Morgan Gibbs

Peter listens to death metal

Casino Poop

National Socialist Countryclub

Nine Inch Flails - March of the Piggsy

Phil Mitchell violates Ian

Salvatore Leone has Rockstar Games whacked

You are obsessed with blancmange!

Peter Hitchens vs The Cat in the Hat

Ride on the Valkyr (Max Payne Junkie House)

Norf FC calling last bets at the Scroteshop

Peter Hitchens - 'Phoney Outrage' featuring Xzibit

Brian Cox, Tribune of the Plebs (Question Time & Manhunt Mashup)

Peter Hitchens vs Norf FC / 'I've conquered all the chippies'

Peter Hitchens vs Mr Blobby (the great pink blancmange)

Patrick Bateman hears 'Hip to be the Sandman'

Dramatic Eastenders Outtake (cut due to pathetic attempt at covert advertising)

Peter Hitchens vs Jack-o'-lantern Mouth Communist

On Bail with Mason Greenwood

Tony Lupino (The Sopranos with Max Payne audio)