The Boring Scroll

Ancient scrolls. Modern yawns. Timeless boredom.

Welcome to The Boring Scroll, where the slowest stories from the past are gently unrolled — one yawn at a time.

We specialize in forgotten emperors, irrelevant treaties, and century-old footnotes told in the most uneventful, sleep-inducing tone possible.
No drama. No intensity. Just calm, dry facts read slowly to help you drift into the sands of time... and sleep.

Ideal for bedtime, naps, background noise, or anyone who finds excitement... exhausting.

💤 New episodes weekly. History, as dull as it gets.