JXJacob Archive

the diversionary buffoonery is over, back to the primary objective of the performance: voluntary suf

streak-breaking gaming. dunno which one tho. could be this winstreak or my streak of losing in round

they say a box is only as valuable as its contents, but half of these things are opaque so who knows

the "if it ain't broke don't fix it" department is proud to present another unsharpened blade ready

tactical meandering before the storm. fear not the blade sharpened 1000 times, fear the unsharpened

i like to think nova is also responsible for the custom machines. the omnipotent galactic entity had

the only thing standing between link & repeated death is an incessant siren at low health. is it rea

despite all evidence to the contrary, we're not here today. or over there. or in the back of mills.

what do you mean i couldn't keep my grubby paws off the game i waited 2 decades for and assumed woul

these monkeys arent exactly silent but at least they only speak when i press buttons. i could condem

we asked the shade research team to figure out the best way to avoid dying to big demon lasers. thei

unbearably washed up archi player succumbs to the voices and endures no-release for the entire after

we've secured the temporal boundaries and have returned wednesday to its intended day. the week is a

calling all shades: code red. the wednesday game has breached containment & has reached the saturday

alrighty my fair shade. you got ingredients we need for our stew? yes, i know that fabric doesn't di

i miss my battle chariot, tails. i miss her alot. she was always slow to start but once she got goin

like the clearest of night, we pass on from the benevolent moon to the erratic shooting stars. they'

i won't be hearing nary a peep from you, shade. about how bad i'm doing, about how i said i wouldn't

welcome to donkcon, clowns. we got the customary ball pit, except theres only 7 balls and you gotta

after saving the great sea from darkness, linebeck returns home to hyrule, falls down a flight of st

do they call it the phantom hourglass because its used to measure how much time it takes for you to

waited too long for now the awakens the hydra i've been dreadin', all because i missed the memo that

past the peaceful noggin of dk isles, you hear a harrowing whisper: the moons. they beckon you close

back in old country we could just close our systems to get our maps pressed. now theres this whole s

local man who is oft frustrated at lack of factory entrances gets more frustrated at the addition of

gazing longingly at the wabbit season fuddsation from afar as i drive to my job at the pearl factory

omg is that linebeck? from ootmm? *sitcom audience cheers, he smiles & waves at the camera before sl

forthington has gone uncontested for too long. his reckless flying and unending errant shuttles have

the last seed i genned had 2 required moons, the one before had 1 moon, can't wait to see how this s

wasnt aware of the monkey bias. there's like 5 minigames about monkeys. where are the proportional n