Lust Nut Records
Lust Nut Records – Cracking Open the Songs You Were Never Supposed to Hear!
From the vaults of fantasy, parody, and pure forbidden fun, Lust Nut Records brings you the dirtiest, cheekiest, and most outrageous tracks lost to time. With a neon-soaked groove and a cracked nut dripping onto every beat, we revive the songs that were too lustful, too bold, or just too wild for the mainstream.
🎵 Dirty songs.
🎵 Banned tracks.
🎵 Naughty parodies.
🎵 Comedy jams.
🎵 And original music that hits you right between the ears.
The sounds the censors couldn’t crack, spanning the 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s & 2000s – brought back for your pleasure.
LISTEN. LAUGH. LUST. Because only in your wettest dreams could music be this good.
Is it real? Is it AI? Or is it just too nuts to handle? Only time will tell.
Let Me Ride Your Sleigh Tonight
My Back Isn’t the Only Thing I Want Cracked - 1990's West-Coast G-funk / slow-jam hybrid
Santa Isn’t the Only One Coming Tonight
I’m Not Bending Over for Nothing - 2000's Dirty-South crunk-soul banger
Come Slide Down My Chimney
Handle Me With Both Hands - 1980's electro-boogie / Minneapolis-funk
Stuff My Stocking Gently
Your Package Looks Express Delivery - 1999 Y2K-era electro-funk / booty-bass monster
Your Big Energy Is Knocking Things Over
Pick Me Up and Put Me Anywhere
Let’s Get Sweaty and Question Our Choices
Deck My Halls With Balls of Holly
Let’s Get Freaky… Figuratively - 1970's disco-soul brain-melt
Slide Into My Evening
You Make My Knees Weak…
Jingle My Bells (All Night Long)
You Put the “Ooo” in My OMG - 1980's freestyle / Miami-bass orgasm anthem
My Body Has a Naughty Agenda - 2000's crunk-R&B / hyphy-era strip-club monster
I’m Feeling Very Naughty, Santa
Reindeer Games After Dark
Your Yule Log Looks Impressive
Spin Me Like a Christmas Ornament
I’ve Got a Ho-Ho-Ho Side
Rub My Christmas Cheer
Put Your Present Where I Can Feel It
Baby, It’s Cold Outside… Warm Me Up
All I Want for Christmas Is You… Later
Your Candy Cane Looks Dangerous
Fill My Christmas Spirit Up
Meet Me Under the Mistletoe