CR-47 Galactic Chronicles

Welcome to CR-47 Galactic Chronicles! Meet CR-47, a snarky droid historian forged from ancient relics in Luthen Rael’s museum, carrying the sarcastic spirit of a certain KOTOR assassin droid. With a disdain for meatbags and a love for galactic carnage, CR-47 delivers biting commentary on Star Wars history—films, series, comics, and games. From roasting Jedi blunders to dissecting Sith schemes, expect lore-packed videos with a side of dark humor. Subscribe for HK-47-inspired wit and galactic insights! Disclaimer: CR-47 is an original character, not affiliated with Disney or Lucasfilm.

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Реван: Кровавый путь величайшего спасителя из мешков с мясом | HK-47 Satire

Реван: Кровавый путь величайшего спасителя из мешков с мясом | HK-47 Satire
Valkorion: The Truth Behind The Fall Of The Eternal Empire | HK-47 Satire

Valkorion: The Truth Behind The Fall Of The Eternal Empire | HK-47 Satire
Дарт Вишейт: Преследующий Император Ситхов, равный Ревану | HK-47 Сатира

Дарт Вишейт: Преследующий Император Ситхов, равный Ревану | HK-47 Сатира
Сатель Шан: Взлёт и падение рода Ревана | HK-47 Сатира

Сатель Шан: Взлёт и падение рода Ревана | HK-47 Сатира
Darth Malgus: How A Tragic Love Fueled The Brutal Republic Slaughter | HK-47 Satire

Darth Malgus: How A Tragic Love Fueled The Brutal Republic Slaughter | HK-47 Satire
Freedon Nadd: The Sith Meatbag That Turned His Tomb Into A Waiting Room | HK-47 Satire

Freedon Nadd: The Sith Meatbag That Turned His Tomb Into A Waiting Room | HK-47 Satire
Ulic Qel-Droma: Rise, Fall, and Mysterious End | HK-47 Satire

Ulic Qel-Droma: Rise, Fall, and Mysterious End | HK-47 Satire
Exar Kun: The Tragedy Of The Eternal Sith Prisioner | HK-47 Satire

Exar Kun: The Tragedy Of The Eternal Sith Prisioner | HK-47 Satire
Atton Rand: The Dark Truth Behind The Ebon Hawk's Pilot | HK-47 Satire

Atton Rand: The Dark Truth Behind The Ebon Hawk's Pilot | HK-47 Satire
Darth Nihilus: Devoured Planets But His Soul Was The Main Course | HK-47 Satire

Darth Nihilus: Devoured Planets But His Soul Was The Main Course | HK-47 Satire
Darth Sion: The Immortal Sith Who Cheated Death... Until He Couldn't! | HK-47 Satire

Darth Sion: The Immortal Sith Who Cheated Death... Until He Couldn't! | HK-47 Satire
Kreia vs Jedi vs Sith: The Ultimate Philosophy Battle – Who Wins? | HK-47 Satire

Kreia vs Jedi vs Sith: The Ultimate Philosophy Battle – Who Wins? | HK-47 Satire
Kreia: How She Broke A Student So Badly It Nearly Killed The Force Itself | HK-47 Satire

Kreia: How She Broke A Student So Badly It Nearly Killed The Force Itself | HK-47 Satire
KOTOR Jedi Order: How These Old Republic Hypocrites Shattered The Galaxy | HK-47 Satire

KOTOR Jedi Order: How These Old Republic Hypocrites Shattered The Galaxy | HK-47 Satire
HK-47: How The Galaxy's Deadliest Mechanical Psychopath Crafted an Art Target by Target | Humor

HK-47: How The Galaxy's Deadliest Mechanical Psychopath Crafted an Art Target by Target | Humor
KOTOR Taris: How a Brain-Dead Swoop Racer got The Planet Vaporized | HK-47 Roast

KOTOR Taris: How a Brain-Dead Swoop Racer got The Planet Vaporized | HK-47 Roast
The Acolyte: Why the High Republic's Brendok Circus Let Plagueis Win | HK-47 Satire

The Acolyte: Why the High Republic's Brendok Circus Let Plagueis Win | HK-47 Satire
Darksaber Owners TORCHED to ASHES | HK-47 Parody

Darksaber Owners TORCHED to ASHES | HK-47 Parody
Luke Skywalker: From Hero to Has-Been - The Jedi’s Biggest Disappointment! | HK-47 Mockery

Luke Skywalker: From Hero to Has-Been - The Jedi’s Biggest Disappointment! | HK-47 Mockery
Malak’s Jawless Blunder - Worst Sith or Just Clueless? | HK-47 Satire

Malak’s Jawless Blunder - Worst Sith or Just Clueless? | HK-47 Satire
Order 66 - Genius Plan or Jedi Stupidity? | HK-47 Mockery

Order 66 - Genius Plan or Jedi Stupidity? | HK-47 Mockery
Mandalorian Wars: Did Revan’s Terror Break the Galaxy? | HK-47 Roast

Mandalorian Wars: Did Revan’s Terror Break the Galaxy? | HK-47 Roast