The Food Surgeon
The Food Surgeon ® is a culinary practitioner not qualified to perform surgery of any kind.
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Thank you to all the Patrons that have supported me:
Hall of Superior Patrons: http://thefoodsurgeon.com/hall-of-superior-patrons
Patron's Hall of Fame: http://thefoodsurgeon.com/patrons-hall-of-fame
Special thanks to:
Daniel Wells
Connor Pearson
Extended Cut - Fruit Roll-Up-Plasty with Gusher Juice Transfusion
Extended Cut - Spinal KitKat Implantation in a 3 Musketeers
Corn on the Cob Autopsy
The Food Surgeon Says Thanks
Butterfinger Fracture Repair with Twix Splint
Failed Operation: Skittles and M&Ms Pigment Reassignment
Genetically Modifying a Jelly Bean
Kiwi Microdermabrasion with Strawberry Core Implant
Pregnant Pumpkin C-Section
The Food Surgeon Needs a Drink - Surgeon's Gin and Tonic
Jammie Dodger Open Heart Surgery
Mounds Reduction with Caramel Transfusion and Marshmallow Plugs
Banana Bisection with Hot Fudge Treatment
Repairing a Clogged Licorice Artery
Seattle-Style Lacerated Hot Dog with Flesh Cauterization
The Food Surgeon Needs a Drink: Surgeon's Old Fashioned
Pop-Tart Facial Replantation with Banana Augmentation
Peach Hemispherectomy with Post-Op Ice Treatment
Double Homicide Autopsy; an Egg and an Orange
Tomato Organ Removal with Caprese Transplant and Balsamic Injection
Surgical Nutty Bar Enhancement
Lemon Wedgectomy with Intravenous Warhead Injection
The Food Surgeon's Shirt Extraction
Autopsy of a Shallot
M&M Spinal Disk Replacement in a Twinkie
Dissecting a Bell Pepper
The Food Surgeon Apparel Extraction
Teddy Graham Marshmallow Impregnation with Dermal Caramelization
Autopsy of a Banana
Milky Way Craniotomy with Peanut Implantation and Exoskeletal Cast