HOA Village

I Caught HOA Spraying Herbicide Near My Organic Garden, And Sued Successfully

HOA Said My Raised Garden Beds Were Too High, ADA Guidelines Actually Require This Height

HOA Destroyed My Compost Bin Calling It A Health Hazard, Now Rats Invaded From The Landfill Overflow

HOA Tried To Fine Me For My Clothesline, So I Hung Laundry On Every Tree

HOA Demanded I Remove My Solar Panels, Unaware I Power Half Their Neighborhood

HOA Called Animal Control On My Horses, Then Discovered I'm The County Sheriff

HOA Fined Me For My Woodpile, Judge Dismissed It When I Proved Firewood Storage Is Agricultural Use

HOA Tried Charging Me For Their Lake Cleanup, Too Bad I Own The Lake And They're The Ones Polluting

HOA Tried Auctioning My Cottage For Dues, But I Owned The Auction House And Canceled Everything

HOA Tried Billing Me For Street Repairs, Too Bad Their Streets Are Actually On My Easement

HOA Karen Demanded I Remove My Chickens, Didn't Know My Farm Was Here Before Their Suburb

Karen Called Zoning On My Workshop, So I Rezoned Her Neighborhood And Tanked All Property Values

HOA Said My Fountain Was Too Loud, Didn't Know It Masks Traffic Noise Per City Ordinance

HOA Tried Selling My Guest House As Abandoned Property, I Was On Deployment Overseas

Karen Called Animal Control On My Horses, So I Closed The Riding Trail Her HOA Uses Daily

HOA Said My Compost Bin Smelled, Won Environmental Award For It

HOA Threatened To Sue Over My Workshop, Until I Showed The Judge I Own Their Meeting Hall

HOA Built A Clubhouse On My Property, So I Showed Up To Their Grand Opening With My Lawyer

HOA Tried To Fine Me For Bees, Now They Want My Honey

HOA Karen Towed My Truck From My Own Driveway, So I Showed Up With the Surveyor and a Bulldozer

HOA Karen Towed My Truck From My Own Driveway, Then Learned I'm The County Zoning Commissioner

HOA Karen Cut Down My Fruit Trees Without Permission, Then Got Served With a $40,000 Lawsuit

Karen Said My Flagpole Violated HOA Rules, Until A Judge Cited The Freedom To Display Act

HOA Fined Me For My Solar Panels, Then The State Law Proved Them Wrong