HOA Village
I Caught HOA Spraying Herbicide Near My Organic Garden, And Sued Successfully
HOA Said My Raised Garden Beds Were Too High, ADA Guidelines Actually Require This Height
HOA Destroyed My Compost Bin Calling It A Health Hazard, Now Rats Invaded From The Landfill Overflow
HOA Tried To Fine Me For My Clothesline, So I Hung Laundry On Every Tree
HOA Demanded I Remove My Solar Panels, Unaware I Power Half Their Neighborhood
HOA Called Animal Control On My Horses, Then Discovered I'm The County Sheriff
HOA Fined Me For My Woodpile, Judge Dismissed It When I Proved Firewood Storage Is Agricultural Use
HOA Tried Charging Me For Their Lake Cleanup, Too Bad I Own The Lake And They're The Ones Polluting
HOA Tried Auctioning My Cottage For Dues, But I Owned The Auction House And Canceled Everything
HOA Tried Billing Me For Street Repairs, Too Bad Their Streets Are Actually On My Easement
HOA Karen Demanded I Remove My Chickens, Didn't Know My Farm Was Here Before Their Suburb
Karen Called Zoning On My Workshop, So I Rezoned Her Neighborhood And Tanked All Property Values
HOA Said My Fountain Was Too Loud, Didn't Know It Masks Traffic Noise Per City Ordinance
HOA Tried Selling My Guest House As Abandoned Property, I Was On Deployment Overseas
Karen Called Animal Control On My Horses, So I Closed The Riding Trail Her HOA Uses Daily
HOA Said My Compost Bin Smelled, Won Environmental Award For It
HOA Threatened To Sue Over My Workshop, Until I Showed The Judge I Own Their Meeting Hall
HOA Built A Clubhouse On My Property, So I Showed Up To Their Grand Opening With My Lawyer
HOA Tried To Fine Me For Bees, Now They Want My Honey
HOA Karen Towed My Truck From My Own Driveway, So I Showed Up With the Surveyor and a Bulldozer
HOA Karen Towed My Truck From My Own Driveway, Then Learned I'm The County Zoning Commissioner
HOA Karen Cut Down My Fruit Trees Without Permission, Then Got Served With a $40,000 Lawsuit
Karen Said My Flagpole Violated HOA Rules, Until A Judge Cited The Freedom To Display Act
HOA Fined Me For My Solar Panels, Then The State Law Proved Them Wrong