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I explain all 5 Die Hard Movies from my besieged studio’s air vents

I explain all 11 Children of the Corn movies to appease He Who Walks Behind The Rows

I explain all 4 Candyman movies because I wasn't careful with my mirror

I explain all 12 Saw movies and shorts while tied up in Jigsaw’s torture basement

I explain all 7 Left Behind Movies because my camera guy got Raptured

I explain all 9 A Nightmare on Elm Street Movies so Freddy Krueger can't grab me in the bathtub

I explain all 4 I Know What You Did Last Summer movies to jog my memory about running over a guy

I explain all 4 Wishmaster movies so a Djinn will help me write a sweet butt rock song

I explain all 4 Jaws Movies to explode a shark attacking my life raft with the knowledge I glean

I explain all 6 Final Destination Movies to thwart death's design in regards to public transport

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I explain all 7 Tremors Movies to save my science show from rampaging Graboids

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I explain all 3 Butterfly Effect Movies to create a timeline where I don’t poop my pants

I explain The Hobbit Movie Trilogy while choking down Arby’s prison breakfasts

I explain all 9 Texas Chainsaw Massacre Movies to appease a hungry Leatherface

I explain all 4 American The Ring movies and shorts so I don’t die in 7 days

I explain all 8 Marvel Phase Two movies and one-shots so I can get an even bigger budget

I explain all 8 Child’s Play movies to thwart Chucky’s voodoo soul transfer attempt

I explain all 4 American The Grudge movies so this dead ghost lady will get over it already

I explain all 11 Hellraiser movies to resurrect my old camera guy from Hell

I explain all 7 Alien Movies while birthing a xenomorph

I explain both Alien Vs. Predator movies while chased by a hybrid in heat

I explain all 5 Predator movies while evading an invisible Yautja

I explain Speed Racer (2008) as chaotically as the movie Speed Racer (2008)

I explain all of Death Note (2017) so I don't get my name written in a death book

I explain all of The Last Airbender (2010) to become the Avatar and not get set on fire

I explain all of Dragonball Evolution (2009) to explode Piccolo

I explain all 5 Mad Max movies as a war boy's blood bag