Zwag Xerath

BANKPLANK GETS YOU FULL BUILD IN 20 MINUTES FLAT! (EVERY Q = FREE GOLD)

Ashe but I have 4.25 Attack Speed and my arrows become a LASER that melt you

The enemy picked all ad champs, so I stacked 900 armor on Thresh (150,000 DAMAGE BLOCKED)

We played the most infamous bot lane comp in League of Legends (THE SNARE SISTERS)

This Veigar thought I was trolling with Nami mid... but then I one shot him with bubble

When Lissandra hits 1000 AP your whole team is getting one shot... (MAX BURST DAMAGE)

Kai'Sa but I fire burning missiles that melt anything it touches (SECRET BURN BUILD)

NOBODY GETS TO MOVE AGAINST PERMASLOW MORGANA! (FROZEN POOLS OF DEATH)

I BROKE THE CHO’GATH SIZE RECORD WITH THIS BUILD! (HEARTSTEEL + LULU ULT + ELIXIR OF IRON)

I BROKE THE ZAAHEN AD RECORD! MY ULT ONE SHOTS EVERYTHING (200% AD RATIO ON ULT)

NEW CHAMP ZAAHEN IS HERE AND HE'S BEYOND BROKEN... (WTF IS THIS HEALING?!)

RIOT JUST CHANGED SKARNER INTO A BRUISER CHAMP?! (MASSIVE DAMAGE BUFFS)

CASH MONEY MISS FORTUNE CONVERTS DAMAGE INTO GOLD! (PRESS R AND GET RICH)

I got so fed on Draven I was literally full build at 20 minutes (MONEY-MAKER DRAVEN)

BRAND BUT MY ABILITIES FREEZE YOU AND IT'S 100% BROKEN! (PERMASLOW EVERYONE)

Riot just released the OLD VIKTOR with this new reverted skin... (THANK YOU RIOT)

The strongest Zilean bombs you will ever witness... (THEY EXPLODE 3 TIMES)

Xerath but my spells apply 5 burns at once and melt everything (PENTABURN XERATH)

GAREN BUT I'M A LITERAL BEY-BLADE WITH 16 SPINS PER CAST! (FASTEST SPIN EVER)

I BROKE THE STACK RECORD ON SMOLDER WITH PERFECT FARM (600 STACKS AT 30 MINUTES)

Darius but I fully stack my passive instantly and DUNK your whole team (INSANE PENTAKILL)

Sivir but my boomerang one shots anything it touches... (SPAM POKE WITH Q)

The Burn Nasus build that nobody can beat in lane... (TOO MUCH POKE)

The most ANNOYING bot lane in League of Legends... (INFINITE CC CHAIN)

Another day Another top laner who doesn't respect AD Soraka top... (HE WAS RAGING)

Yone but I have 250% crit chance and I kill you in 0.01 seconds flat...

I invented a new Mega Burn Fizz build and it's actually busted... (33 KILL SLAUGHTER)

Elise with 1000 AP is the most broken thing you'll ever see... (ONE SHOT EVERYTHING)

My team wanted to FF the game... so instead I sat up and carried with Xerath (HIGH ELO)

WHEN ZWAG FINDS PINK WARD SHACO IN HIGH ELO! (THE BEST DUO EVER)