CutCafe
Welcome to CutCafe! A place for analysis, theories, and nerding out over ANYTHING Horror or Gaming!
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How UPDOG became a REAL Speedrunning Strategy

“DON’T GET EATEN”【THE ENA WAR & FAMINE THEORY】

SCIENTIFICALLY Figuring out who MagictheNoah Hates the MOST

A Hat in Time is about the trauma of growing up, actually

FULL PAI: The BETA TEST SONG that single-handedly KILLED A FRANCHISE

IT’S MORE THAN CAKE (Pochi Science Lore PT2) (feat. @ProfessorStarstar)

PLAYTIME TOYS Ranked by how likely they'd KIDNAP you with "FREE CANDY"

EIGHT HORROR CHARACTERS that would PROBABLY use ":3"

This AI tool is EXPLOITING small content creators (So I exposed it)

Why OVERBOARD is the Master of Player Choice (and what DEVS can learn)

Why I HATE Winds of Change (lovingly) – A Video Essay

IN DEFENSE OF SPRUNKI: That time Twitter Doxed a 15 Year Old Game Dev

Why the Possum IS JOANNE (Even though they’re in the same room)

THEY AREN’T CATS (A Complete Analysis of Ho_Salt’s "Cats")

The TOP TEN BEST HORROR SERIES (objectively)

What HAPPENED to Baldi’s Basics Archive 1996?

I HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU

SMG4 WILL BE REPLACED || (SMG3 Contempt Theory)

TWIDDLEFINGERS: How ONE MOD allowed MaxDesignPro to REPEAT HISTORY

TOP 8 WORST Analog Horror Series... (other than UrbanSpook)

The Search for “The Smile Train” (LOST MEDIA RPG Horror Game)

WHAT’S LEFT of Club Penguin Shutdown? (Horror Series Analysis)

TOP EIGHT GameJam games that DESERVE ANOTHER CHANCE

COMPLETE Cloudscratcher Comic Dub Compilation! (ARCS 1-4)

CLOUDSCRATCHERS: The UNHINGED Masterpiece NOBODYS HEARD OF

I pledged to a poorly-translated visual novel, and it was a mistake

Top 8 DISTURBING MOMENTS found in NON-HORROR Games

NO TheftKing, the Russians didn’t steal Poppy Playtime

The TOP 8 BEST TWISTS in Indie Horror