Reps & Respawns
Hi! I’m Kali (KAY-lee), ✨The Half-Elf Powerlifter✨, lifelong fantasy nerd, and creator of all things magical and chaotic. I’ve been powerlifting for over four years (competitively for two years), and nothing makes me happier than chasing new PRs, yelling about crit fails in the gym, and proving that barbells and battle maps go together better than anyone expects.
I create fantasy-inspired content across powerlifting, RPG gaming, and D&D, blending storytelling, humor, and a little unhinged adventurer energy. I also handcraft my own epoxy resin dice sets and epoxy resin d20 earrings. Tiny, shiny, chaotic creations that bring me way too much joy!
Powerlifting Stats:
BW: 140lbs/64kg
S: 225lbs/102kg
B: 140lbs/64kg
D: 303lbs/137kg
Collecting My Shell Twin | Majora's Mask #20
I Was Rude to the Quest Item I Needed | Baldur's Gate 3 #35
Something About a Cow, I Guess | Majora's Mask #19
Everything Heals Unless I Want It To | Baldur's Gate 3 #34
We Could've Tried Words First | BG3 With Friends #2
Five Hours of My Life Are Gone Now | Majora's Mask #18
I Promise There’s a Reason I’m This Encumbered | Baldur's Gate 3 #33
Apparently I’ll Do Anything to Listen to Singing Frogs | Majora's Mask #17
Just Because It’s Consumable Doesn’t Mean I Should Consume It | Baldur's Gate 3 #32
Operating at Full Intellectual Power | BG3 With Friends #1
The Side Quest Maelstrom From Hell | Majora's Mask #16
I Would Never Survive an Honor Run | Baldur's Gate 3 #31
I Need a Sugar-Gibdo | Majora's Mask #15
cLAuSe ZEd, sECtIoN THIrtEeN | Baldur's Gate 3 #30
This Place Gives Me the Heebie-Jeebies | Baldur's Gate 3 #29
I Will Always Take This Temple Personally | Majora's Mask #13
Suddenly I'm Crying Over Gale | Baldur's Gate 3 #28
I Just Wasted So Much Time on This Side Quest | Majora's Mask #12
Just Because I Know Better Doesn’t Mean I’ll Do Better | Baldur's Gate 3 #27
How to Create Maximum Beef with the Gerudo Pirates | Majora's Mask #11
Someone Get Me Out of the Astral Plane, Please | Baldur's Gate 3 #26
I’ve Already Done This… 14 Times | Majora's Mask #10
The Stairs Were Right in Front of Me | Baldur's Gate 3 #25
I Was Forced to Redo This Temple Because of ONE Mistake | Majora's Mask #9
I Should Have Taken the Other Trail First | Baldur's Gate 3 #24
Guess Who’s About to Have SO MUCH Fun | Majora's Mask #8
Bonding With the Big Angry Toaster | Baldur's Gate 3 #23
As If I Needed Ice to Suck At Platforming | Majora's Mask #7
So... Grym Isn’t Here to Help Me Use the Forge? | Baldur's Gate 3 #22