Useless Farm

Pls reply to meeting invite

You may also need some anti-nausea meds bc Stanley must have flipped you guys EIGHT TIMES

Заметьте, это был его первый день с ними 🥹

Гэри работает больше всех — 25 часов в день, 8 дней в неделю.

Serene

Счастливого Хэллоуина от всех нас, кроме Майкла (и от него — с Днем Святого Патрика)

Servers hate to see him coming (he tips $1.25 bc in his day that would buy you a respectable car)

Мы отпугнули койотов ИЛИ заставили их чувствовать себя настолько некомфортно, что они не захотели...

Run.

The work of an amateur freelance proctologist is never done 

Daniel was shook

 Karen lives her life in the 80s 

Stay cool

extra long emu pool partay

Tucker has retained Gary Gusey and is presumed innocent until proven guilty 

This is a video for your dog’s Fourth of July fireworks anxiety ❤️

Legend says that if Stanley didn’t get hot, we would both still be snuggling for 78 more years

Pencil’s attorney Gary Gusey says no comment

That brain cell deserves a raise. I’ve submitted the paperwork to HR

Revisiting Janet and Glenn with two n’s baby book

Not a thought behind those eyes, bless him (extended nonsense edition)

Just another day at the office

Night terrors

See you at 6pm for the live here - well, out of one eye anyways.

Busy day

Find the Easter eggs 🐣 (btw Tucker says sorry he’s still learning he’s just a bb)

Chaos, pinkeye, and the fun police

Chaos, pinkeye & the fun police

Karen brought the snacks (the cookies were labeled as chocolate chip but they were entirely raisin)

Tysm for watching them they’re going to sleep well