candytownfollies

Dear viewer, we know that it's been a difficult life for you. You have neither the career you desired nor the sweetheart you pined for. As a child, the future which lay ahead seemed full of mythic promise, and adulthood has done nothing but strip away youthful illusions to reveal ugly and mundane hypocrisies.

But listen to us for a moment. Do you remember the stories grownups used to read to you at bedtime when you were little, about the faraway town where everything was made of cake, candy and ice cream?

Those stories were true. That place exists. Most of you just give up on it, stop dreaming of it. But it's still there. And the people who live there...the gypsies, the clowns, the romantics...live in laughing defiance of the limitations of fear.

Raise up your head, my darling. Candy Town WILL COME TO YOU.