Dude Longcouch
Dude Longcouch is Raphael without a turtle shell, and if you don't get the reference, he already hates you. He joined the nerdcorps at a young age, cutting his teeth on Intellivision and NES. Since then he has moved up the ranks and is currently a 4-star NEXT GENeral, or would be if that was a real thing. He personally guarantees that he has beaten the original Legend of Zelda more times than you have.
When he's not practicing his Batarang skills, Dude Longcouch also enjoys TV shows, literature, comic books, movies, music, slushies, and of course, boobs. He dislikes Courtney Love and cats. His philosophy is to be your best, and he is a firm believer that real men knife the explosive barrels (no matter what).
All of his stats are maxed out at 999, including his ninja stats, but he never uses them because he doesn't feel like it. One day he hopes to find that turtle shell and realize his full potential.
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Showdown With The Wanker | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 29 | Let's Play
There's No Time For Resting | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 28 | Let's Play
Long Time No See, Rookie | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 27 | Let's Play
Rollin' With The Homie | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 26 | Let's Play
THE RIGHT HAND IS OFFICIALLY OFF | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 25 | Let's Play
Something's Been Bugging Me... | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 24 | Let's Play
No Mercy For The Merciless Knight | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 23 | Let's Play
Ashley's New & Improved Adventure | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 22 | Let's Play
I HAVE AN ARCH NEMESIS NOW | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 21 | Let's Play
Where's Everybody Going, Backtracking? | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 20 | Let's Play
Hedge Maze With Ashley? | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 19 | Let's Play
Sir Ugly's Got Me Beat | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 18 | Let's Play
The Crimson Flame Fiasco | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 17 | Let's Play
Temperance, Child! | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 16 | Let's Play
The New And Improved Wanker | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 15 | Let's Play
GET IN LOSERS, WE'RE GOING TO THE CASTLE | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 14 | Let's Play
The Only Grilled Cheese I Would Not Eat | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 13 | Let's Play
Amber Is The Color of Ada's Energy | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 12 | Let's Play
Hi there | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 11 | Let's Play
Yeah OK, Let's Go "Baby Eagle" | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 10 | Let's Play
The Rather Large One | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 9 | Let's Play
Mysteries of the Lake | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 8 | Let's Play
DEL LAGO TIME BABY | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 7 | Let's Play
Shooting Gallery Shenanigans! | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 6 | Let's Play
Real Men Can't Knife The Explosive Barrels | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 5 | Let's Play
Hey, It's Those Dogs | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 4 | Let's Play
Punished Leon | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 3 | Let's Play
Feels Like The First Time Again! | RE4 Remake (2023) Part 2 | Let's Play