J Malarky
✨ Welcome to the channel! I’m J Malarky — a songwriter, storyteller, and full-time silly goose with a serious love for music.
Here you’ll find music in every shape it wants to take: pop, EDM, alt rock, alt metal, and the occasional “why does this go harder than it should?” moment. I make songs that are honest, a little dramatic, sometimes funny, and always genuinely me.
I also post music from my band Heterosexual Nonsense — the unreasonably committed project where sincerity and nonsense hold hands and run directly into a wall of feelings.
If you like genre-hopping, storytelling, and a space that feels welcoming, strange in a cute way, and not too serious about being not-too-serious… you’re in the right place.
Settle in, have a listen, and make yourself comfy. I’m really glad you’re here. 💗
I'm Not Okay // J Malarky
Heavy Enough For You? — Heterosexual Nonsense
Scrap Metal — Heterosexual Nonsense
Euphoria — Heterosexual Nonsense
Weekend – J Malarky
Someday Soon || J Malarky
Mid Week Motivation // J Malarky
Eternal Inferno — Heterosexual Nonsense
Nightfall – J Malarky
Metalcore Matrix — Heterosexual Nonsense
Overload // J Malarky
Rampage — Heterosexual Nonsense
I Tired Manifesting (All I Got Was Tired) || J Malarky
Poser — Heterosexual Nonsense
Ashes || Heterosexual Nonsense
Out There // J Malarky
Work It Out // J Malarky
Himalayas / J Malarky
Counting Hours // J Malarky
I'm 100% Done / J Malarky
Dating Apps Gave Me Trust Issues / J Malarky
AI Took My Job // Heterosexual Nonsense
No More Friends Like You || Heterosexual Nonsense
Submissions Open (Terms + Conditions Apply) // J Malarky
Touching Grass // Heterosexual Nonsense
Empty Words || J Malarky
Would've Been Nice // J Malarky
Thank You // J Malarky
Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time // J Malarky
Alone Not Lonely // J Malarky