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where I ABSOLUTELY HATE RAISED LETTER HORNS. RAISED LETTER K5LAS ARE THE WORST THING TO HAVE BEEN MADE SINCE THE INVENTION OF THE RAISED LETTER HORN. RAISED LETTER K5LAS ARE SO TERRIBLE THAT ALL LIFE WITHIN HEARING DISANCE OF THE HORN LOSES 15 IQ POINTS EVERY TIME IT IS BLASTED, INCLUDING BICYCLES. RAISED LETTER K5LAS DESERVE A PERPETUAL QUIET ZONE AROUND IT FOREVER. THEY ARE WORTH LESS THAN A FULLERTON FOAMERS TRIPOD. RAISED LETTER HORNS ARE SO WORTHLESS THAT THEY ARE TERRIBLE GENDER NEUTRAL TOILETS. I WOULD RATHER HAVE 5 OUT OF TUNE TRUMPETS TAPED TO THE AIRVALVE THAN A RAISED LETTER HORN ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. IN FACT I WOULD TAKE A NARROW FONT WITH NO BELLS, A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE PLAYED THROUGH A METRO SPEAKER, OR EVEN A E BELL PLAYING THE SOUND OF A DONKEY SINGING MARIAH CAREY SONGS OVER A RAISED LETTER K5LA ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.

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