XAB Fakeaccount 015B

§1Place of jurisdication of this FREE account: Havana, Cuba!
§2 Zero Responsibility Clause
The parties acknowledge&agree that the natural person "XAB Fakeaccount 015B" (=XAB) shall NOT be held liable for ANY [in]direct/incidental/special/consequential/punitive damages arising out of or related to the use of this channel including but not limited to loss of data/profits/any other damages even if XAB has been advised of the possibility of such damages. XAB makes no warranties/representations-express/implied-regarding using the account including but not limited to warranties of merchantability/fitness for a particular purpose/non-infringement.
§3 Salvatorian Clause
Should any provision of this agreement be found to be invalid/illegal/unenforceable the remaining provisions shall continue in full force & effect. The parties agree to replace the invalid/illegal/unenforceable provision with a valid provision that most closely approximates the intent&economic effect of the original provision.