Elvis The Alien
Elvis The Alien (Elvis J.S. Phillips) is a comedy focused media critic and the founder of Ayylien clothing.
A Look Back at SONY's Spider-Man Villain-Verse
THE NOSFERATU & DRACULA MOVIES - The Vampire That Changed Horror Forever
THE PUNISHER - Marvel's Problem Child | A Deep Dive into Everything Frank Castle
THE ELECTRIC STATE - Netflix's $320M Butchering of a Graphic Novel
THE HELLBOY MOVIES & GAMES - From Awesome to Awful
MOANA 2 - When A Movie Exists Solely for Profit
THE SUBSTANCE - A Deep Dive into The Best Body Horror in Years
MEGALOPOLIS - A Colossal Failure in Every Respect
TERRIFIER 3 - The Most Brutal Slasher Ever Made
THE GREMLINS MOVIES - Timeless, Illogical, Insanely Fun Jamborees
THE BORDERLANDS MOVIE - A Baffling Failure in Every Respect
THE STRANGERS: CHAPTER 1 - A Terrible and Unnecessary Reboot
WINNIE THE POOH: BLOOD & HONEY 2 - A Silly Bloody Mess (minus the honey)
THE JESTER - "we've got Terrifier 3 at home"
UGLIES - "I'm 14 and this is deep" (and this movie sucks)
JOKER 2 - A Baffling Failure That Hates Batman Fans
LONGLEGS - A Deep Dive into Nicolas Cage's Most Insane Horror Movie
THE ALIEN MOVIES - From Iconic Sci-Fi Horror to Hot Garbage (all movies reviewed)
TAROT (2024) - A Hilariously Stupid Horror Movie
Zack Snyder's REBEL MOON Movies are just embarrassing
HALO Season 2 - It Somehow Got Worse...
THE MAD MAX MOVIES - Rule of Cool Over Everything
THE FALLOUT SHOW - The Little Details Matter
LIES OF P - A Game Designed for Masochists
MADAME WEB is Astoundingly Bad
THE DOOM MOVIES - Do NOT Smell what The Rock was Cooking...
MARS ATTACKS was Absolutely Insane...
THE STARSHIP TROOPERS MOVIES - From Iconic to Garbage (there's 5 of them...)
MAD GOD - A Stop Motion Ride Through Hell
DREAM SCENARIO - Everyone is Forced to Dream about Nicolas Cage (and it's incredible)