Family Tales by Anish

My Wife Said: "You're Imagining Things. You Need Help." I Replied: "Maybe I Do." Then I Showed Her

My Girlfriend Demanded: "Give Me Half Your Bitcoin. We’re Partners, Aren’t We?" I Replied: "Naturall

My Fiancée Texted "I’m Not Marrying a Broke Man. Either Upgrade or I’m Gone." I Replied "Copy That."

My Wife Divorced And Kicked Me Out After I Lost My Job. I Struggled For A Year. Then I Won A Wrongfu

My Girlfriend Texted: "Your Friend Is Hotter Than You." I Replied: "If You Are Happy, I Am Happy."

My Girlfriend Laughed: "You're Too Insecure To Check My Phone." I Replied: "You're Right." Then I

My Best Friend Confessed: "I Got Your Girlfriend Pregnant." I Said: "Congratulations, Dad." Then

My Wife Beat Me, Then Her Family Sneered: "What Kind Of Man Gets Hit By A Woman?" I Replied:

My Girlfriend Needed A Break To Go On A Trip With Her "Gay Best Friend." I Replied: "I Hope You Find

I Came Home From Deployment To My Pregnant Wife. She Said "It's Not Yours, I'm Leaving You For Him."

My Soon To Be Fiancée Secretly Planned A "Reunion" Trip With Her Ex For The Week After Our Wedding.

My Wife Left Me For Being "Too Nice" And Needed A Man With "An Edge." She Begged To Come Back Just A

My Girlfriend Said "I Don't Love You Anymore, Get Out Of My House." I Replied: "Okay." Then My Lawye

My Fiancée Wanted A "Breakup For The Summer" Before Our Wedding. I Replied: "Interesting Idea." Then

My Fiancée Canceled Our Wedding Then Her Brother Sent Me A Bill And Texted "Pay This Or I Will Erase

My Ex Jumped In Front Of My Car And Cried That She Was A Hit-And-Run Victim To Get Money From Me.

My Girlfriend Always Told She Was Loyal, So I Had My Handsome Rich Friend Test Her. She Immediately

My Wife Came Home From "Girls' Night" Bragging About A Rich New Man. I Replied: "Sounds Great."

After An Argument, My Girlfriend Posted My Private Medical Records Online To Humiliate Me. I Didn't

My Fiancée Butt-Dialed Me And I Heard Her Call Our Engagement A "Business Arrangement." I Waited For

My Wife Demanded "It's Me Or Your Paralyzed Mother. You Have 24 Hours." I Replied "Won't Need That

My Fiancée Said: "I Need A No-Contact Break To Find Myself." I Replied "Take All The Time You Need.”

My Girlfriend Started An Instagram Live And Told Her Audience She Will Manipulate Me To Propose.

My Girlfriend Texted After Stealing $20,000 From My Safe: “I Borrowed Money, Don’t Expect Repayment.

My Daughter Threatened: "Give Me $50K Or I Accuse You Of Abuse!" I Walked Into The Police Station:

My Fiancée Leaked My Fake Intimate Pictures To "Humble Me," Laughing: "Delete Your Socials." I Sent

My Wife Texted: "Moved Out. My Yoga Instructor Is My Soulmate Now." I Responded: "Namaste." Then I

My Girlfriend Bragged Live: "My Wallet Boyfriend Pays For Everything, It's Hilarious!"

My Ex-Wife Demanded: "Double The Alimony Or I'll Sue For Full Custody." I Emailed: "Understood."

My Fiancée Emptied Our Wedding Fund Her Parents Gave Us For Her "Bachelorette Trip to Vegas." I Sent