Video Games and How Not to Play Them!

Here I am in all my incompetence! I admit to being a poor gamer who struggles on even the easiest settings. I fall off things, fall out of things, can't jump, can't shoot straight, can't be stealthy to save my, well, life, and generally run about like a headless chicken.
So prepare to be amazed at how bad someone can be.
PS. Any times I am not terrible are absolute accidents!!! I do nothing on purpose.