Sacred Cow Shipyards
Here we take a serious, quasi-historical, (mostly) sober look at some of the most famous ships, vessels, installations, and other such things from science fiction and science-fiction-adjacent content. There will definitely be colorful language on account of me being a dockmaster. I will definitely say mean things about your favorite ship. You will /definitely/ end up offended.
Get over it already.
We have a book: https://amzn.to/4lhibiA
If you'd like to support this craziness, see here: https://www.patreon.com/sacredcowshipyards
Backup channel here: https://odysee.com/$/invite/@SacredCowShipyards:a
Wouldn't have expected the Mormons to build an interstellar kegger
Chapter 12
When someone's in a hurry to turn over watch, you might not want to take it
Chapter 11
We will disavow any knowledge of saying anything positive about a sphere-shaped pod
Chapter 10
Chapter 9
What is this? A mech that makes a moderate amount of sense? MADNESS.
The Alliance Cruiser really was mostly for show, and that was the whole point
Chapter 8
Chapter 7
It's not like "drug runner" has a particularly good retirement plan
Sometimes, Mr. Spock, things go so badly, you just have to laugh
"Flank" and "harbor" are not words that should be said together
This is naut the jugger you're looking for
Chapter 6
Is it such a Strange New World for me to only talk about part of a shuttle?
Not sure I'd trust construction to a Fury
Chapter 5
I need that mech to stand JES there. For just a second.
Chapter 4
This is not the Iran / Israel episode you were expecting, but it's what you're getting
You wanted sea stories, but you made the classic blunder: you didn't say what kind
Chapter 3
Let me just slip into something more streamy
Chapter 2
It's not a Little Red Wagon, but the Miranda Class does what needs doing
Oh, hey, we're doing this again
It's a Breon what now? Even Andor would know we had to cover this.
You just knew I was going to mutilate a name like Elbląg