Shattered Vengeance Lab
AT THE XMAS PARTY, MY GRANDPA SAID, "EXPLAIN WHY STRANGERS ARE LIVING IN THE HOUSE I GAVE YOU
"GET OUT WITHIN 48 HOURS," MOM SAID WITH A LAUGH AT THE FAMILY REUNION. SISTER AND HER HUSBAND HAD
I WAS BANNED FROM MY PARENTS' ANNIVERSARY PARTY, SO MY SIL SENT ME A FAMILY PHOTO. I POSTED My
MY SISTER FORGOT TO INVITE ΜΕ TO HER BIRTHDAY PARTY THREE YEARS IN A ROW, SO I BOUGHT MYSELF
MY SISTER TOOK ME TO COURT OVER THE $1 MILLION VILLA I BOUGHT. SHE CLAIMED, "THIS HOUSE BELONGS
WHEN I WENT TO MY SISTER'S ENGAGEMENT PARTY HELD AT MY VACATION HOME, MOM AND
MY SISTER ANNOUNCED AT THANKSGIVING: "MOM AND DAD ARE SIGNING THE HOUSE ΤΟ ΜΕ. YOU GET NOTHING
"YOU'RE NOT HALF THE WOMAN YOUR SISTER IS" MY MOM SAID AT DINNER. I PUSHED MY CHAIR BACK AND SAID
At 15, My Stepdad Beat Me & Ditched Me In Another City Next To A Bus Station At Night, Saying
At My Son's 5th B-day, My SIL Exposed That I'm Raising Another Man's Child, So I Filed for Divorce,
AFTER OUR FAMILY REUNION, I CHECKED MY ACCOUNT - IT WAS DRAINED. MY BROTHER-IN-LAW SNORTED,
AT THE WILL READING, GRANDPA'S LAWYER HANDED ME A CHECK FOR $38 MILLION. MY DAD SNATCHED IT,
My Mother-In-Law Demanded: "Take The Blame For My Son's DUI. You Have A Clean Record, He Can't Go To
My Wife Posted A Video Of A Concert Captioned: "Forgot I'm Happily Married And Pregnant For
I'VE BEEN A JANITOR AT COURTHOUSE FOR 20 YEARS. WHEN A BILLIONAIRE'S LAWYER ABANDONED HER MID-TRIAL
I WAS SERVING CHAMPAGNE AT A GALLERY WHEN I SAW IT. A PAINTING I MADE WHEN I WAS 6. PRICE TAG
MY SISTER STOLE MY WEDDING DRESS AND MARRIED MY FIANCÉ FOR HIS MONEY, WHILE I WAS OVERSEAS
AT MY SISTER'S WEDDING, I FOUND MY SEAT-OUTSIDE, NEXT TO THE TRASH CANS. SHE SMIRKED,
AFTER MY WIFE SCHEDULED A DEMENTIA SCREENING FOR ME, MY TWELVE-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER PULLED OUT HER
MY SON'S BOSS FIRED HIM, SAYING, "YOU'RE JUST A NUMBER CRUNCHER. I COULD REPLACE YOU WITH A KID
AT MY GRANDSON'S GRADUATION, HIS FIANCÉE CALLED ME A "SENILE OLD FARMER." HER FATHER'S PARTNER
I LET A FAMILY SLEEP IN MY DINER DURING A BLIZZARD IN 1992. THIRTY YEARS LATER, MY DINER WAS CLOSING
IN 1988, I LIED TO FOUR YOUNG MEN. THEY WERE DESPERATE. I TOOK THEIR BAND VAN AND DID SOMETHING
I WAS JOGGING ALONΕ. Α ΒΟΥ WITH A BLACK EYE RAN NEXT TO ME. HE WHISPERED: 'SIR, CAN YOU BE MY DAD
HAD A BAD FEELING ABOUT MY OWN HOME, SO I PRETENDED TO GO CAMPING UP ISLAND. WHILE I WAS WATCHING
I WAS DYING OF CANCER AND HEARD MY DAUGHTER SAY: "THE OLD MAN HAS TWO WEEKS LEFT
I INVITED MY SON AND HIS WIFE TO CHRISTMAS DINNER I SURPRISED HIM WITH A BMW AND GAVE
DURING CHRISTMAS DINNER, MY SON-IN-LAW THREW A CERAMIC COFFEE MUG AT MY FACE WHEN I REFUSED TO SIGN
AT MY SON'S FUNERAL, MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW GAVE ME 30 DAYS TO LEAVE MY OWN HOME. I JUST SMILED,
I WAS THE PHOTOGRAPHER AT A PERFECT WEDDING. BUT MY CAMERA CAPTURED SOMETHING TERRIBLE