Possum Reviews
I'm a possum and I find garbage. Most of the garbage I find takes the form of terrible movies.
The Running Man Remake is Stupid and Irrelevant Satire
Predator: Badlands and the Bottomless Disney Slop Pit (Quick Review)
The Movie That Ruined John Carpenter's Career Forever
I Watched Tron: Ares and Now Have Six Months to Live
"Run" is the Stupidest Alien Invasion Movie Ever (Quick Review)
Logic Comes Before Emotion in a Story: Reviewing a Bad Argument Made in Defense of Bad Stories
Fantastic Flop: First Steps Into the Marvel Movie Money Shredder (Quick Review)
Elio and the Decline of Pixar (Quick Review)
28 Years Later Trolled All of Us (Spoiler-Free Movie Review)
They Remade How to Train Your Dragon in Live Action Because Animation is for Losers (Movie Review)
Lilo & Stitch Remake: Ohana Means Nothing
I Watched the Minecraft Movie and Got Instant Karma
The Snow White Remake is Disney's Most Disgusting Movie
The Electric State: Netflix Thinks You're Stupid
Mickey 17 is a Stupid and Confused Mess of a Movie
Splatter Farm is a Nice Movie for Kind People With Beautiful Souls
Captain America: Brave New World, Same Old Marvel Slop from the Disney Sludge Pipe
Mufasa: Can You Feel the Cringe Tonight?
Kraven the Hunter Made Me Crave the Grave
Moana 2 is a Movie About Nothing
Gladiator II: When a Filmmaker Doesn't Understand His Own Movie
Red One and the Absurdity of Modern Movie Budgets
This Exorcist Prequel is So Bad, They Had to Make it Twice
Joker: Folie à Deux is a Total Clown Show
This Bigfoot Movie is a Special Kind of Bad
The Borderlands Movie is Borderline Unwatchable
The Worst Movie About Nuking Fish You've Ever Seen
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes Spanks the Monkey Hard
100% Wolf is 100% Garbage
The First Omen: A Prequel That Never Should Have Been Born (Quick Review)