Retro Vault

Welcome to Retro Vault, where I celebrate B-movies, Grindhouse cinema, Horror flicks, and everything wonderfully weird, mostly before 1999. Fueled by equal parts MST3K snark and Monty Python absurdity, I dive into the beautiful disasters of cult cinema with Gen-X enthusiasm and zero pretension. Expect countdowns of films featuring rubber monsters, questionable effects, and plots that make you ask 'was anyone sober when they wrote this?' If you're looking for serious film criticism, you've taken a wrong turn—but if you want someone who appreciates the art of movies that are so bad they're amazing, pull up a seat. The cheese factor is always cranked to 11 around here!