TC Zwag

I CREATED THE MOTHER OF ALL ORIANNA ULTS! (1000 AP = YOUR TEAM GETS ONE SHOT)

ZAAHEN WITH 100% ARMOR PEN IS NOT BALANCED... (ONE SHOT THEIR WHOLE TEAM)

So Riot just made Fizz a JUNGLER with this huge buff... what were they thinking?!

NOBODY SURVIVES AGAINST 1100 AP KARTHUS! (JUST PRESS R LOL)

I BROKE THE TEEMO HP RECORD WITH 10,000 HEALTH! (TANK-MO IS BROKEN)

I BROKE THE AD WORLD RECORD ON JHIN! (1600 AD = YOU DIE IN ONE SHOT)

UDYR BUT I'M FULL LETHALITY AND CAN ONE SHOT TANKS (ONE Q = 5000 DAMAGE)

The enemy Zed thought I was trolling with Rakan mid... but then I one shot his whole team

Fiddlesticks but I apply 5 burns at once and melt everything (PENTABURN ULTIMATE)

Senna but I trade my sniper for a BEAM RIFLE and it's not balanced...

ZAAHEN, BUT I GO FULL LIFESTEAL AND I CAN 1V5 YOUR WHOLE TEAM (THIS HEALING IS UNFAIR)

I GOT SO FED ON EZREAL I WAS ONE SHOTTING THEM IN THEIR FOUNTAIN! (STRONGEST EZREAL ULT)

The enemy team thought I was trolling with Sona mid... and then I destroyed them all

LULU BUT I HAVE A PIXIE SHOTGUN THAT ONE SHOTS YOU! (FULL AP LULU IS BROKEN)

I BROKE THE GAME WITH 1000 AP TWISTED FATE! (ONE BLUE CARD = ONE KILL)

Twitch but I steal every kill because I built collector (MY POISON EXECUTES YOU)

RIOT JUST RELEASED THE NEW WINTER MAP FOR SUMMONER'S RIFT! (AND IT'S 100% AMAZING)

Ashe but I fire an unending barrage of burning arrows (MELT THEIR WHOLE TEAM)

I CREATED THE DEADLIEST NIDALEE SPEAR OF ALL-TIME! (1000 AP ONE SHOTS)

This FORBIDDEN Swain build can poke bot lane from across the map (MAKE THEM RAGE)

Ahri but my charm is a literal kiss of death that one shots you (MAX BURST BUILD)

WHEN KASSADIN HITS LATE GAME, YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST FF! (1100 AP, 1V5 PENTAKILL)

Sniper AP Kog'Maw is the most broken thing you'll see today (LONG RANGE NUKES)

ZIGGS BUT I HIT 1150 AP AND MY ULT IS AN ATOMIC BOMB! (DON'T BE IN THE BLAST ZONE)

THE #1 HIGHEST DAMAGE CAITLYN ULT POSSIBLE! PRESS R AND ONE SHOT ANYTHING!

I CREATED THE STRONGEST LUX BUILD OF ALL-TIME! (MY LASER IS A GUARANTEED ONE SHOT)

I DROPPED 40 KILLS WITH 700 AD LETHALITY DRAVEN! (PENTAKILL IN THEIR FOUNTAIN)

GRAVES IS A TANK NOW?! THESE BUFFS JUST BROKE HIM FOREVER (350+ ARMOR, 300+ MR)

RIOT JUST OVER BUFFED GWEN AND OH MY GOD SHE'S BROKEN NOW... (1V5 PENTAKILL)

TALON HAS THE FASTEST ONE SHOT IN THE GAME?! (30 KILL MASSACRE)