irrelEvant paper planes

My name is Evan and I cure people from “Classic Dart Syndrome”. It’s a very serious condition where one’s thought process when making a paper airplane is to make something unfathomably simple. I teach my those who suffer from this how to fold Merrill style origami fighter jets. This may seem like a wondrous cure, the process is quite challenging. Many who are too far lost in the instant gratification of todays world will never be able to feel the pleasure of accomplishing something as unique and tedious as this. So I ask you this: Are you up to the challenge?