The Onion Man's Rooftop Two-Headed Cow

Hmm....oh! Hello, I apologize, I was lost in thought. Welcome to Sieg...I mean Onion Man's legally distinct "Rooftop Two-Headed Cow Caravan of Treasure and sometimes Barter" where I look at the treasures from my travels and exploits. You may ask, were you not once a brave knight of Catar...I mean in the wastelands roaming on by foot? And you'd be right, but our settlement needed help and we couldn't afford anyone to mark it on the map. So alas, I set out on a journey in hopes of finding jolly cooperators to help our settlement. However, I got stuck and a large gate and in the chaos, my two-headed brahmin...I mean cow, got glitched...I mean stuck on my roof. So, I now seek to one day to get my cow off the roof. I have yet to acquire the right updates.......I mean enough souls...I mean bottlecaps to afford such a job. We only accept trade, souls, and bottlecaps. So please check money conversion rates in your area before traversing the fog into the wastelands.