Synthetic Paul

Good news!
Still just your basic protagonist, an all-natural non-GMO additive-free Best-of-the-West and Beast-of-the-East all-in-1 soul-softener-degreaser combo, now with non-drowsy daytime version, just as soon as the FDA stops giving me a hard time that is, yours to conquer the world with, for, and from, never did he have an impure thought or unaugust impulse, indeed a vision of victory itself and over itself, just try it why doncha, why we're so sure you'll absolutely adore it that you'll tell your family and friends about it, raving like a fanatical lunatic, why, he'll hypno-induct the whole world into his death cult for vanity's sake, just press that button why doncha, go ahead and put an end to it, but wait! That's not all! If you call now, we'll send you 144,000 more just like it! Shipping and handling free! All bets are off! All debts forgiven! Act now while supplies last!