krustiburger

since the dawn of time, plants have been the mortal enemies of zombies locked in an eternal stru- wait is the lens cap on? (raaaaah) seriously? (ah) (camera noise) what was I saying? right, it is i, the terrifyingly brilliant, and startlingly good looking Dr. Edgar George Zomboss or as I'm also known, the greatest evil genius who has ever lived! decades from now you will all look back and remeber where you were on this day, the day I unveil my greatest invention yet, to the lab! (crash) dah! oof! ow! ooh, I'm fine... curses! down here, down here (camera readjustment noise), ahem ahem. I meant to do that. behold! I give you... the zom-box! (clears throat grossly) ahem, with the power of the zom-box I can beat the plants without actually having to touch dirt! I just sit back, point at things, make things explode and take credit for other people's work! I call it: boss mode! with simple gestures and voice commands I release huge waves of zombies, uncover the plans of those weeds and resu