A Stereotypical Heretic

The Faith is in distress, modern apologetics are a disaster, atheism is the new flavor of the day...
And Now for some breaking news!
For my Young Earth Creationist visitors:
"Sumerians Dumbfounded As They Watch God Create the Earth."
For my Flat Earth Believing visitors:
"Eratosthenses Measures Shadows Cast By "Pillars of the Earth" To Prove the Earth Is Spherical.
For my Trinitarian visitors:
"New Study Suggests Single-Mother Households Leading Cause of Trinitarianism, As Sons Proclaim They Can Be Their Own Fathers, Due To Bizzare Misunderstanding of Father/Son Relationships"

To the three of you, I kindly say, it is no wonder that atheism is catching on, get an education...