My girl got BOMBED and I lost my job in the same week!
They JUMPED ME Into the gang (I went bald to join) S-tier STORYTIME
I Had To Stomp My Therapist Out (bro tried to clone me ) (my grandma is bald)
I was on punishment for 2 YEARS ( I STOMPED MY AUNT OUT LET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!)
A STUD TOOK MY GIRLFRIEND AND FLASHED THE RUBBER ON ME!
I Bombed his girl in the bathroom while he waited to pee
I Had To Smash My Mans GIRL (My bad Bro...) STORYTIME!
I Got BackDoored For A Slice Of Pizza (N*ggas do anything for food) (he was half way bald )
He thought I KILL*D HIS MOM!?! (Why would I bro she already ugly !)
HE LIED SO MUCH I END UP GETTING HIT BY A TRUCK
Bisexual MAN TRIES TO GRAB IT! (He was bald SMFH!)
I Had To Put The MCDONALDS WORKER in a headlock (his mom looked good) (VIDEO PROOF)
I THREW MY FIRST PARTY AND THEY HUMPED MY GIRL ( I CRASHED OUT!)
I Had Roaches everywhere I was too poor😒 (S-Tier Storytime)
I cheated on my girl and she stabbed me🤦🏾 ( was it really that deep? we had only had se* once )
My UNCLE Had To Get Hit With A Fridge
How To Date A BAD BIH that's bald headed! (GOD-Tier STORYTIME)
Bro Snuck in my room & BEAT MY A** (Camping trip story )