06 Dick on Deck - Daily Dose Of The Kingdom - /v/ the Musical XII

Based on: Brick - Ben Folds Five
Lyrics:
I log on, to my computer
But I don't want to play some games
I've been at work
And time has rolled by
Man, what an old guy
I've become

Go to /v/, I think it's funny
Least that's what I tell myself
And I've been here for like two decades
There's some times I think it's hell
Oh god why
There's some guy who's made a thread
He's posting shit on /v/
That I've never seen before

There's a dick that I see when scrolling
On his deck when it doesn't go there
There's a dick that I see when scrolling

Don't know his name, but he's Italian
His dirty nails say he's a neet
And every day he posts on 4chan
To show us pics of his meat
Gaben please
Don't see these threads on our board
But he's posting shit on /v/
That Gabe's never seen before

There's a dick that I see when scrolling
On a deck when it doesn't go there
There's a dick that I see when scrolling

As months go by
I hope to God this meme dies
I see him post "It's time for 'ick on 'eck"
And I laugh now and /v/ laughs now
Cause we admire the guy

Every day I go to 4chan
And I see Steam Decks with a dick
Yeah, here's a dick, and there's a dick
He's always postin'

There's a dick that I see when scrolling
On a deck when it doesn't go there
There's a dick that I see when scrolling