Blessed by the Dice (Unapproved) | Warhammer Parody Song
Автор: NightKnight
Загружено: 2026-01-15
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Probability says no.
The dice say absolutely.
“Blessed by the Dice (Unapproved)” is a Warhammer parody song inspired by the Adeptus Mechanicus, machine spirits, ritualised button-pressing, and the sacred belief that if the roll worked, it was always meant to work.
Statistics are heresy.
Random chance is divine will.
If the outcome doesn’t make sense, it’s clearly a feature.
Industrial rave energy, chanting logic, and the pure joy of a critical success that absolutely should not have happened.
Praise the roll.
Log the result.
Proceed anyway.
AI DISCLAIMER
This is a fan-made parody created for fun.
AI tools were used to assist in the creation of the music and artwork as part of a creative process.
No harm is intended, and no official affiliation with Games Workshop is claimed.
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