Truth With A Laugh Track

Inspired by TRUMP! - Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump Ensures a National Policy Framework for Artificial Intelligence

[Verse 1]

I told them what the order said
They said “that can’t be right”
I showed them where it came from
They said “well, I don’t like the light”

I said “It’s about one standard”
They said “that sounds extreme”
I said “Fifty rules don’t work too well”
They said “Depends what you mean”

[Pre-Chorus]

Some folks read the headline
Some folks read the joke
Some folks hear the punchline
But pretend they didn’t choke

[Chorus]

So tell the truth with a laugh track
Smile when you make your case
If facts alone don’t land anymore
Let humor lead the chase
You don’t gotta shout or fight back
Just grin and state the scene
Truth with a laugh track
Is still the truth, I mean

[Verse 2]

They say “States should lead the way”
I say “Not when time is tight”
You don’t run a national race
By arguing left and right

Innovation likes clear roads
Not fifty stop-sign laws
While we debate the commas
The future hits pause

[Pre-Chorus]

Some folks need a sermon
Some folks need a song
Some folks need to laugh a bit
Before they see what’s wrong

[Chorus]

So tell the truth with a laugh track
Let the irony speak
If common sense sounds radical
Then humor’s what you need
No anger, no attack ads
Just let the facts slip through
Truth with a laugh track
Still lands on cue

[Outro]

Funny thing about the truth…
It doesn’t stop being true
Just because someone laughs at it