Theresa May, Theresa Who? - Superbard

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Theresa May, Theresa Who?
What did you actually do?

Theresa was an English politician
Plagued with indecision
Had little definition
But constant constipation
She salsaed without rhythm
Had no use for ambition
Incompetent not rotten
Not long before forgotten
She's the 'oh you know'
Things more happened to her
Took over the ham face
Before the floppy-haired monster

Theresa May, Theresa Who?
What did she actually do?

You might remember Brexit
Held off until last minute
Her heart not really in it
No plan she sort of winged it
Said nothing to offend
Thought she could pretend
It'll be alright in the end
When it was a shit show
The reason you can't place her
Just can't quite remember
She wasn't super evil
She was just quite bad...

Theresa May, Theresa Who?
What did she actually do?

La la la la laaaa
If I ignore it, it will go away
If I pretend it's not there, it will go away.
Go away!
Boris Johnson, isn't really there
The DUP, isn't really there
Europe's not really there
And I can definitely do this job
And I'm not a laughing stock
If I keep my head down, it'll go away
Just make no sudden moves
They can't see me unless I move
Do nothing and I can't lose
Because I am the absence, the null, the nothing
I'm Theresa May!

Theresa Who?
What did she actually do?