Joey Diaz LOVES TO SAY Ear Beating

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Compilation of Joey Diaz Saying Ear Beating
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Buckle up, folks—Joey Diaz's "LOVES TO SAY Ear Beating" compilation is less a video and more a sonic assault on your eardrums, starring the phrase "ear beating" as the unhinged ringmaster. Imagine if your nosy aunt, a drill sergeant, and a coked-up uncle crashed a family reunion, and all they did was yell about scoldings. That's this, but funnier and with Diaz's gravelly growl turning every rant into comedy gold.

It kicks off with Diaz griping about YouTube dishing him a "ferocious ear beating"—because nothing says "content creator woes" like Big Tech playing mom. Cut to him getting roasted over a $10 milkshake ("You spent WHAT?"), then a wild tale of accidentally mowing down his own ma with a car (spoiler: she's fine, but the guilt-trip lingers). Diaz fires back, "Joe, you're giving me a fuckin' ear beating!"—self-roasts included, because why not?

The absurdity escalates: He's dodging ear beatings while high as a kite, sipping mystery drinks, and begging, "Enough! I don't need it no more—I'm running out of time!" Enter bilingual chaos—a Spanish ear beating that sounds like a telenovela gone rogue. Then a random black dude piles on, turning it into an international smackdown. Diaz quips, "You may suck my dick, you may not, but taking an ear beating from you guys?"—pure, unfiltered Diaz poetry.

By the end, he's thanking us for surviving his ear beating, like a boxer kissing the crowd after KO'ing their sanity. This clip-fest is repetitive, ridiculous, and relentlessly hilarious, proving Diaz could make reading a phone book sound like stand-up. If words were weapons, this vid's a full clip—reload your speakers and laugh till your ears ring.