"Still Stuck Seaside" | A Hermitcraft Parody of "Mr. Brightside"

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I've spent the better part of the last two weeks writing, recording, editing, and finalizing this little project. It's been a BLAST to work on, so I hope you enjoy it! While you're here, go check out the Gamers Outreach charity event the Hermits are currently running, and if you have a dollar to spare please donate! Every dollar counts!
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LYRICS

GRIAN:
I'm sitting down at the docks
I say I’m doing just fine
Gotta gotta keep going
If I want it all
I told ‘em all I could fish
That I’d get Mending like this
I just wanted to fish, I just wanted to fish

They say I’m in too deep
I should come up for air
Am I proving a point
Or too stubborn to care?
I’ve been sat here for days
But got nothing to show
‘Cause no matter the bait

All I’m catching is cod now
Leather, string, and rods now
One more try
I need this book, it’s killing me
I’m losing my mind

Stuck by the sea
Lost in sunk cost fallacy
Casting out another line
Hoping I can turn the tides
Guess that’s not my destiny
Slowly losing sanity
Reeling in another try
While I’m still stuck seaside

I'm sitting down at the dock
I swear I’m doing just fine
Gotta gotta pretend
That I’m okay at all
I’m overflowing with fish
How did I end up like this

GEM:
He just wanted to fish

GRIAN:
God, I’m SO sick of fish!
I’ve been stuck here for days
And I’m skipping on sleep
While I fill up the chests
With the items I keep
And while Hermits like Doc
Use their villager trades
I’m still stuck on the docks

And I’m reeling in cod now
Salmon, bowls, and rods mow
One more try
I need this book, it’s killing me
I’m losing my mind

Stuck by the sea, lost in sunk cost fallacy
Casting out another line
Hoping I can turn the tides
But that’s not my destiny
Slowly losing sanity
Reeling in just one more time
But I’m still stuck seaside

No mending
No mending
No mending!
No mending!


The original song this is parodying is "Mr. Brightside" by the Killers. I own neither "Mr. Brightside" nor any of the Hermitcraft content used in this video. I only own my voice, these lyrics, and the brain cells I lost recording this at 4am.