Riley Martin's ICONIC Jail Call: "You Fat Son of a Bitch!" (vs Artie Lange)

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This is the, uh, legendary 2007 call. Riley Martin phones in from a Florida jail, complaining about... *excruciating*... leg pain and "goddamn hard-boiled eggs."

He insists he's in for "threats," (not, umm, cocaine*), asks Howard for $500 bail, and then, uh, *history is made when Artie Lange joins the call.

He even tries to sell his, uh, *symbols*... from the jail cell. A true... *professional*.


📞 CALL HIGHLIGHTS (TIMESTAMPS)
(0:00) The Setup: Riley is in jail & calling the show

(0:46) The News: Gary reads the article on Riley's cocaine arrest

(4:30) Riley's Side: "I was arrested for failure to appear!"

(13:10) The Hustle: Riley gives his jail address for symbol money orders

(13:40) Jail Food: The "goddamn hard-boiled eggs"

(18:20) The Ask: Riley needs $500 from Howard for bail

(22:00) Artie Enters: The call starts to go off the rails

(27:10) Jail Pains: "Excruciating" leg pain from the concrete

(27:27) The Lawyer: Riley's attorney calls in

(28:15) 💥 THE LINE: "Listen here, you fat son of a bitch!"

(30:00) [Riley hangs up]

(58:30) The Chaos Continues: Riley yells at Richard Christy

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