A new Russian alphabet lore which should be remade by

‪@crazymixlore‬ , I have to say this, It will be Друзей for friends instead of Друзья. because З, who plays the role of English F can not lift up the planet Я. And Й will be the main character and plays the role of English N, Even Though his character designing is of English J. The superheroes are Й, К, Л, М, and Н. О and П are not superheroes because they have no gem. П doesn't die by a gun, Н does instead. The Reason why Х is completely lavender is because he is not one of the last three letters also he does not die, he just misses to save Р. the letters who play the role of English L and English O are К, Playing the role of English L, and М, who plays the role of English O. Ф plays the role of English Q. These words will be spelt, ЖАБ, РУЖЬЕ, and АВТОБУС. П has a map and gives it to И. The reason why Ц has he character designing of English C is because his sound fits together. Ш broke З's Teeth, That's why they're sharp. Could anyone remake this?