If It Ain't Broke, Fix it Anyway! How I may have upgraded my Cochlear Implant by downgrading it.

I've been pretty happy with the progress that I've been making with my Advanced Bionics Cochlear Implant. But I've been hoping to fix, or at least understand a persistent issue: The too-high pitches that make people sound like Minnie Mouse or they're breathing helium! I'm experimenting with a radical solution. The jury is still out, but so far it looks promising!