I Have Regrets

Hopper and Juddy were on their way back from a great day riding with MadDog Josh and the Flying Pumkin. Juddy wore his body armour as Juddy has a tendency to stack it whilst getting radical. After our ride we hit the pub for a few coldies. Juddy being a total Wanka decides to take off his upper body armour to get comfortable, Juddy decided he will be OK on the ride home as the mountain trail has been conquered, almost... with a false sense of security Hopper carries Lord Dickwad on an attempt to beat the 1hr road trip, that is way longer than the short cut over the mountains. The road way is 3 times longer, however has it's own dangers as the shadows get longer, Juddy believes he can get past the great fallen Tree that blocked the pass last time, navigate the treacherous Goodla Road Hill safely and at least match the one hour it takes to take the road route.
Let's admit Juddy ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, and yes he is certainly a tool and a fool to believe the trails were safe to ride without body armour, why would you spend all that dosh on safety gear and not wear it? Let's hope he hasn't done permanent damage to his neck as that ugly mug of his needs a neck, as we all do.
Stay tuned for the ride with Josh, this feature is still on the editing table and will be out in the next week or two. Chances are Josh's movie will be much better so check out his release in the not to distant future at #MVDBR Enduro