THE REACT AND ACT GAME (ROSS CALLS POISON CONTROL AND BARNEY'S CATDOG) w/ Barney, Ross and Max

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Ross -    / raginghouse  
Barney -    / thatguybarney  
Max -    / mithzanproductions  

Welcome to another React and Act video! Join House_Owner, Mithzan, and ThatGuyBarney as they act out scenarios randomly drawn from a lucky block! Barney goes first and finds himself with knowledge of national importance, but he’s made the sacred pinky swear not to tell and has to get the message out without breaking his promise. He masks his attempt to subtly reveal the secret by presenting the new Cheez-It. While he talks about the Cheez-It, he tactfully weaves in a warning about a dangerous area –Max starts heckling him about it, and Barney reveals that there’s a bomb in the corner. Ross is next – he’s just spilled bleach in his eyes and he’s trying to get on the phone with poison control. As Ross waits for poison control to answer, Barney argues with Jerry about picking up phone, but Barney is still unhelpful after answering. Max finds himself as a health inspector at Earl’s 3-Star Restaurant, explaining to Earl that he has to shut the place down due to violations. Max questions Earl the Dungeon Beast about how on earth he’s keeping his restaurant running – there are cockroaches, there’s a dead man in the corner, customers are dying of food poisoning, it’s a disaster. Barney draws the best one yet and has to pretend to be a dog who wants to be a cat, and he does a stellar job with a running commentary of hatred and litterboxes. Ross now has to explain to Bikini Barney, on their six-month anniversary date, that she’s too hairy for this relationship to work out. Max – waiter and Bikini Barney’s good friend – has called her parents to come celebrate her happiness with her, which makes Ross’ task that much harder. Ross tactfully breaks the news to Bikini Barney by telling her that last week, at the beach, everyone was calling him Han Solo because he was there with Chewbacca. Max then delivers the news that Bikini Barney’s dog died, and her day could not get any worse. Max now has to convince everyone that he’s not the superhero they know he is, but when walks in with a gnome hat, the gold Z Max always wears gives him away (not, you know, his uncovered face or anything). Next up is Barney, who’s stuck in a severe windstorm but really craving hot dogs, so he decides to walk to the hot dog vendor three blocks away. Barney watches as a small child flies by, but he decides, despite the cars being blown around, that he’s going to make a run for it. He gets hit by a car and dies. In Ross’ scenario, everyone around him is slowly turning into Barney; first Barney, then Max, now Ross’ mom, so Ross calls his dad, but his dad’s been waiting – bong bong, son. Ross curls into a ball and cries as the Barneys close in, and Corey the camera man chimes in with some particularly accurate Barney noises. In Max’s next scenario, he tries to convince Barney and Ross that the Titanic is about to hit an iceberg because the captain is drunk, but they’re not buying it. SkyDoesMinecraft makes an appearance as a confused passenger, and finally Max realizes he can’t save anyone else and jumps ship. This wounds him. Ross wraps up this React and Act by chasing Barney and Max off with his shoe, and that’s it, folks! Thanks for watching!